cos I haven’t. who does that? seriously, what’s wrong with you? you sicken me.
Is there anything Louie can’t do?
I’m curious what their kid looks like, because they’re so beautiful.
Maybe I wanna fuck their kid, I don’t know.That’s just me saying something terrible because it makes me laugh and it upsets you. That’s all it is, just so you know. It’s just enjoyable to me that you’re upset. That’s all it is.
I’m not gonna fuck a kid. I wouldn’t do that.
Maybe a dead kid.Who are you hurting? He’s dead! Who are you hurting?
I’m not saying I would kill a kid and fuck him. I’m saying if I find a dead kid in a field and it wasn’t raining I might take a shot. I don’t know. I haven’t been in that situation.
— Louis CK, Hilarious
